Showing posts with label Smile. Show all posts
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Thursday, July 1, 2021

At This Theater: The Lunt-Fontanne

Over the years, I've seen 11 shows at the Lunt-Fontanne Theatre, and they ran the gamut from cringe-worthy to worthy favorite. I've also had the opportunity to sit in pretty much every location, and despite its cavernous seating area, the only place I wouldn't recommend is the rear orchestra, where you miss anything at the top of the stage thanks to a low-hanging mezzanine. Interesting fact: Mike and I sat in the same exact seats (Orch J 10-12) for three different productions, and we really liked the view from there - the proscenium is wide. But I have to say my favorite locale is the front mezzanine, which affords an excellent view and still feels close. It also offers close proximity to the theater's best feature, the spacious mezzanine lounge/bar area, with room for to merch booths and room to move. The merch area behind the orchestra seats is ridiculous, especially after the show is over.

At This Theater:
The Lunt-Fontanne

So, of the 11 shows I saw there, I found something to like about all of them, but if I had to pick a "worst," it would have to go to The Little Mermaid, an ugly and mis-directed piece, simultaneously extravagant and cheap looking. The only good thing about it was Ariel herself, Sierra Boggess. Even the mega-flop The Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public had its campy delights, including chorus girls in plexiglass cubes, the always reliable Dee Hoty, and a horse that took a dump during the curtain call. I could belabor the point, and name something good about the largely mediocre middle group, but instead, I'll just wax sentimental about my 5 favorites At This Theater.

# of Shows We Saw There: 11




Shows We Saw There:
Tina, Finding Neverland, Motown: The Musical, A Christmas Story: The Musical, Ghost: The Musical, The Addams Family, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Titanic, The Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public, Smile

The 5 Best Shows We Saw There:

          

5. Beauty and the Beast (1999
*)
Although it was downsized when the show moved from the Palace Theatre, it was still a pretty spectacular production, and it is still my favorite of all the Disney Broadway musicals. Of course, having a great story and an even better score doesn't hurt. I hear there's a revival in the works. I can't wait. 
* - Beauty and the Beast opened at the Lunt-Fontanne in 1999





4. Smile (1986)
 
I've said it before, and I'll keep saying it: they never should have "softened" the book to make it more "nice" for Broadway. The out of town try-out in Baltimore was opening night ready. Tuneful, ironically bright visually, smart and razor-sharp, the book had the heat of a jalapeno and the bite of snake. When I listen to the score (God, I wish they'd made a full-out cast recording!), I think of it in terms of the original book. Amazing how much more significant Howard Ashman's lyrics seem in that context...

     


3. Finding Neverland (2015) They had me from Tinkerbell's entrance and all the way through to the epic death scene. I tell you, I wept. Ugly cried. Though I know the show has its detractors, I found it charming, creative and heartfelt.








2. Tina (2019) So, I have a love-hate thing for bio-musicals. If the story is meh, I don't care how great the performances and songs are (Beautiful). If the story is interesting, the presentation creative and the songs are good, I'm much happier (On Your Feet!). But when the story is intelligently told, warts and all, beautifully staged, and has uniformly superb performances, I love it just as much as a "regular" musical. And that's Tina. What a production! And will all due respect to Ms. Warren, we were thrilled to see her alternate, Nkeki Obi-Melekwe, in a spectacular Broadway debut.




1. Titanic (1997) All four times I saw this gorgeous musical, the boat sank. And each time, I felt the human toll of the tragedy. Long before Rosie O'Donnell became its biggest fan, and crowds began flocking to it, I adored it. One of the things I like about it most, was the relative austerity of the show. Presented as a series of blueprint-like drawings (it is told from the ship's designer's point of view, after all), we were made to focus on the crew and passengers, lavishly costumed, instead of the grandeur of the ill-fated and oft-photographed passenger liner. The people were the point, not the set. Still, it was pretty jaw-dropping to watch the stage tilt and a grand piano slide by. But, in truth, the absolutely stunning score by Maury Yeston, played by a full orchestra and sung by a huge company was what kept me coming back. Revival, please.

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Wednesday, February 10, 2021

"Hit Songs" From Broadway Misfires: Promising Opening Numbers

Picture it. You are settled into your seat in a Broadway theater, the room abuzz, the energy is one of great expectation. You are at a "highly anticipated" new musical, written by an accomplished team. You are sure you'll be among the first to discover the newest smash hit. The lights dim, the orchestra starts as the curtain rises. You get goose bumps, hold your breath and lean forward. The opening number is everything you had hoped it would be. And then the rest of the show happened...

Over the years, this has happened to me several times. I'll admit that there are very few shows that I absolutely find nonredeemable, and sometimes it's the opening number that is my only really positive take away.

"Hit Songs" From Broadway Misfires:
Promising Opening Numbers 

The three shows represented below are all ones which were clearly "misfires," but I truly enjoyed each of them all the way through. That said, each of their curtain raisers were way up there in my list of what I loved about each. They deserve to be "hit songs."

Anne Marie Bobby and
Jodi Benson in Smile


"Typical High School Senior" from Smile
Music by Marvin Hamlisch     Lyrics by Howard Ashman
Sung by The Pageant Contestants

Favorite Lyrics:

SHE'S A TYPICAL HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR

SHE IS THOUGHTFUL AND BRIGHT AND CLEAN

SHE IS CARING AND KIND

SHE READS BOOKS TO THE BLIND

SHE'S NO OLDER THAN SEVENTEEN

AND SHE USUALLY WORKS ON YEARBOOK

WHILE MAINTAINING A THREE POINT O

SHE'S ATTRACTIVE AND SMART,

WITH AN OUTGOING HEART

AND A VISIBLE YOUTHFUL GLOW

SHE IS EAGER TO PLEASE,

YES IN SUMMARY SHE'S

THE MOST TYPICAL GIRL YOU KNOW


SHE'S A MEMBER OF STUDENT COUNCIL

SHE'S A MEMBER OF F.T.A.

AND YA CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL

IN A MONTH OR TWO SHE'LL

GET THE LEAD IN THE SENIOR PLAY.


JUST A TYPICAL HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR

IN THE LAND OF THE BRAVE AND FREE

AND YOU'LL KNOW HER AS SOON AS YOU'VE SEEN HER

SHE'S SORT OF A LOT LIKE ME


JUST A TYPICAL HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR

WHO PUTS RUM IN HER COKES

AND FREQUENTLY SMOKES

BUT NOT IN FRONT OF HER FOLKS

LIKE ME


AND SHE'S GOIN' TO SANTA ROSA,

WHERE THEY GATHER TO PICK THE BEST

YES, SHE'S GOIN' TO SANTA ROSA

TO COMPETE AGAINST THE WHOLE DARN WEST

WHEN I GET THERE TO SANTA ROSA

GONNA GIVE 'EM A GREAT BIG GRIN

GONNA GIGGLE AND POSE

GONNA SHOW OFF M'CLOTHES

GONNA TRY AND WHO KNOWS?

I MIGHT WIN.


Why It Should Be a "Hit Song":
Catchy. Check. Builds to a thrilling conclusion. Check. What sets it apart? I love the duality of meaning here. It starts with a list of exemplary "All-American Girl" qualities - what society expects, and what pageant contestants throughout history have been trained to exude. But really, can anyone live up to that impossible standard? Of course not. Just look at the penultimate stanza above. While it gets a laugh from the audience, it is also the most honest. And even though they immediately go back the big smiles and cheesy expected promises, we now know that these girls have more to them beneath those pageant sashes.

The Freaks from the 2014 revival of Side Show


"Come Look at the Freaks" from Side Show
Music by Henry Krieger     Lyrics by Bill Russell
Sung by The Boss and the Attractions

Favorite Lyrics:
Come look at the freaks

Come gape at the geeks

Come examine these aberrations

Their malformations

Grotesque physiques

Only pennies for peeks

Come look at the freaks

Come look at the freaks

They'll haunt you for weeks

Come explore why they fascinate you

Exasperate you

And flush your cheeks

Come hear how love speaks

Come look at the freaks


Why It Should Be a "Hit Song":
It is creepy, seductive, and completely fascinating. In the original  production, the cast sat on a large set of bleachers in street clothes staring at us, and in maddeningly calm, breathy tones dared us to look for more. Slowly, these every day people like us transformed into side show attractions. The message is clear: these freaks are us. They just look different. 

Aaron Tveit & Company in Catch Me If You Can

"Live in Living Color" from Catch Me If You Can
Music by Marc Shaiman     Lyrics by Marc Shaiman & Scott Wittman
Sung by Frank Jr. and Company

Favorite Lyrics:

I've got a story that's strange but true

So come fly with me for a bird's-eye view 

I've got the world at my command 

And I'll be your one-man Disneyland 

Don't wanna wait for the cops arrive

I wanna tell my story,


Live and in living color (live in living color)

Tune me in and turn me on

Yes I'm live in living color

Blink your eyes and I'll be gone


Yes I'm live in living color

Tune me in and turn me on

Yes I'm live in living color


Blink your eyes

Blink your eyes

And I'll be gone!


Why It Should Be a "Hit Song":
This is perhaps the most "typical" Broadway opening number, staging-wise. Big and splashy, chorus guys and gals dancing their asses off, and a grand introduction of the main character. But it also nails the time period of the piece and the TV variety show concept. And those lyrics really tell us the whole story - no surprises here. Many of us came in knowing how it ends. But they let us know that it is the journey, not the outcome that makes this story. (Aaron Tveit didn't hurt, either.)

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Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Short Broadway Run? Saw It Anyway!

I'm sure we can all agree that we all have favorite shows that ran for far too short a time. And we probably all have seen shows that we can't believe ran at all. Over the years, I've seen plenty of short running flops. I got to see the notorious Glory Days before it came to Broadway. The same with Grind and Teddy and Alice. And I've seen plenty of shows on Broadway that were financial flops, many of those ran under 100 performances (I'll bet you have, too!).

Here are the 20 Broadway shows that I got to see with the shortest runs in descending order of number of official performances. Together, they have run a collective 574 performances, an average of 28.7 performances. One of them was a limited run; four were revivals; three I actually saw more than once; two I saw on Broadway and in pre-Broadway runs. Only five of them I hated completely.





Tuck Everlasting

  • Smile (saw pre-Broadway, too) - Lunt-Fontanne Theatre - 11 previews, 48 performances - Featured Jodi Benson, Veanne Cox, Jeff McCarthy
  • Patti LuPone On Broadway (limited engagement) - Walter Kerr Theatre - 8 previews, 45 performances - Featured Patti LuPone
  • Mame (revival) - Gershwin Theatre - 7 previews, 41 performances - Featured Angela Lansbury, Anne Francine, Jane Connell
  • Tuck Everlasting - Broadhurst Theatre - 28 previews, 39 performances - Featured Andrew Keenan-Bolger, Carolee Carmello, Michael Park, Terrence Mann



Wonderland

  • Chronicle of a Death Foretold (saw it 3 times!) - Plymouth Theatre - 28 previews, 37 performances - Featured Tonya Pinkins
  • Bonnie and Clyde - Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre - 33 previews, 36 performances - Featured Laura Osnes, Jeremy Jordan, Claybourne Elder
  • Wonderland (hated it) - Marquis Theatre - 30 previews, 33 performances - Featured Janet Dacal, Karen Mason, Kate Shindle
  • Shenandoah (revival) - Virginia Theatre - 15 previews, 32 performances - Featured John Cullum, Thomas Cavanaugh




The Times They Are A-Changin'

  • Lysistrata Jones (saw off-Broadway, too) - Walter Kerr - 34 previews, 30 performances - Featured Patti Murin, Josh Segarra, Jason Tam, Alex Wyse, Barrett Wilbert Weed
  • Jekyll and Hyde (revival, hated it) - Marquis Theatre - 15 previews, 30 performances - Featured Constantine Maroulis, Deborah Cox, Teal Wicks
  • Scandalous: The Life and Trials of Aimee Semple McPherson (hated it) - Neil Simon Theatre - 31 previews, 29 performances - Featured Carolee Carmello, George Hearn, Candy Buckley, Andrew Samonsky
  • The Times They Are A-Changin' - Brooks Atkinson Theatre - 35 previews, 28 performances - Featured Michael Arden, Lisa Brescia, Thom Sesma, John Selya




Dr. Zhivago

  • Hands on a Hardbody (saw it twice!) - Brooks Atkinson Theatre - 28 previews, 28 performances - Featured Keith Carradine, Hunter Foster, Keala Settle, Jay Armstrong Johnson, Allison Case, Jon Rua
  • Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (hated it) - Lyceum Theatre - 16 previews, 24 performances
  • Doctor Zhivago (hated it) - Broadway Theatre - 26 previews, 23 performances - featured Tam Mutu, Kelli Barrett, Paul Alexander Nolan, Tom Hewitt
  • Leap of Faith - St. James Theatre - 25 previews, 19 performances - Raul Esparza, Kendra Kassebaum, Leslie Odom, Jr., Jessica Phillips



The Story of My Life

  • Getting Away With Murder - Broadhurst Theatre - 31 previews, 17 performances - Featured Christine Ebersole, Terrence Mann, John Rubinstein, Chuck Cooper, Nancy Opel
  • The Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public - Lunt-Fontanne Theatre - 28 previews, 16 performances - Featured Dee Hoty, Scott Holmes, Casey Nicholaw
  • High Fidelity - Imperial Theatre - 18 previews, 14 performances - Featured Will Chase, Jenn Colella, Andrew C. Call
  • The Story of My Life - Booth Theatre - 19 previews, 5 performances - Featured Will Chase, Malcolm Getz


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